2010年01月27日
So by your joke
So by your joke
"In order to solve the problem of illegal immigrants, Congress has just approved the adoption of a bill, which proposed that the 2,000-mile US-Mexican border to build a 700-mile-long wall. You see, this is so that the consequences of President Bush's do the math ... ... Since the Bush's eight-nation summit meeting, said swearing in this matter was exposed after buffeting, many people think that being offended, to be honest, do you think
To be offended, it? But I think George W. Bush to eat butter pretzel-eating phase really offended people do ... ... "
This is a normal night, 11:30, the United States NBC called "Late Late Show" television program, a long chin man, again in Bush's mockery began his talk show once a day.
This is almost always full every night, a few "Bush jokes," the show host, called Jay Leno. Of course, he is not the only one talking, "Bush jokes," the TV host, a few other best-known talk show host, for example, DaivdLetterman, Connon O'Brien, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, every day is also non-stop ridicule Bush. In the United States, "talk show" boundary mixed, disregard Bush jokes, just to run for Miss World but refused to wear a swimsuit, as impossible to win hearts and minds.
If I were the President of the United States, it may not dare to turn on the TV. So many large and small programs, all day long kidding themselves. Casually open a station, cursing his own. For a station, but also criticize their own. Find another station, or criticize their own.
Not only can not watch television, magazines, newspapers did not dare at random. Today's press conference made a grammatical error, three years after the newspaper cartoons was still saying this. Tomorrow's opinion polls had fallen by two percentage points, and the day after tomorrow to gloat over the entire media in Xiaqi Hong.
Just do not watch television newspapers, people may laugh at you went to your house. In April of this year's White House press conference, the talk-show host Stephen Colbert as one of the representatives to speak, just pointed the nose makes a mockery of Bush's nearly half an hour. He said, "is said to minimize the least government is the control of government, according to this argument, we are the United States has helped Iraq
Lack establish the best government. "He added," Mr. President, now that your newspaper's support rate was 32%, do not reason with those old people who said that half-empty bottle, in fact, where the bottle is half empty, one-third The two are empty. "
How can Bush do? Can not send him to grasp them, can not say that others "too simple, sometimes naive," and only sat in the audience to follow other people giggle, was broken tooth had to feelings inside.
With regard to Bush's jokes, can be divided into several categories, one category is laughed at his intelligence and cultural standards. For example, DavidLetterman joke, "the White House today, good news came that President Bush has passed the annual physical examination. No
Been present, the brain, inspection, no news. "One is criticizing his foreign policy, especially Iraq policy. For example, or a David Letterman joke," earlier this week, Bush quietly sneaked into Iraq to visit, but I say , or else we are quietly hidden how out of Iraq like? "There are a category is accused his domestic policies, such as calling him the face of Katrina
Hurricane, the reaction is too slow. Conan O'Brien's joke, "Today is the first anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, but also President George W. Bush found that the half-anniversary of the hurricane." Even a class of jokes, ridicule his private life completely, "Laura ? George W. Bush this weekend together, held a meeting with Clinton. Bush said that he was no opinion, then we wait and see, etc.
Her anti-wear skirts, flustered to come back to see if Bush will not feel that way. "
Faced with this overwhelming Kaishuan, if we say what could be encouraging that President Bush is that he is not the only ridicule politicians. Clinton, Gore, Cheney, Kerry ... ... also from time to time by various media Eurya out of boiling oil deep-fried. George W. Bush is gas, however, they can look at others, especially how a dig at his rival, but also be out of a Wu Qi.
Should be according to our Chinese people's way of thinking, a great and proud country heads all day long by a gang of actors brought Kaishuan when Sister Furong, even the wife and kids were let go, Whatever next? This world is not hell broke loose. In fact, those who said this he turned to see the United States, actors have all day to take politicians Kaishuan, days did not fall down, do not fall into the trap to go, George W. Bush from 2000 to 2004 was laugh
If the four years to a time when the presidential election, or still up to the election. Released into monsters and freaks, in fact, is not so terrible thing. Marketplace of ideas, there is a wide variety of extreme voices, but as long as no state machinery of repression, or incitement, the views of ordinary people will always be some swing through and return to moderation. On the contrary, the monsters and freaks the box tightly shut to prevent
Breathable, like a constant temperature of public opinion but did not like the outlet of the pressure cooker, slowly gather more dangerous pressure.
On the other hand, the "actors are" on the politicians had done against ridicule of sensationalism is not necessarily tell the truth, there are commercial grandstanding needs. Who is not a joke jokes politicians, the people would love to read this. You have more power than others, big, earn more than others, wherever there are people Qianhuhouyong, there are countless small intern with you gallant, without compromising who you are hurt.
Later, I gradually figured out a reason, an open society and not an open society, one of the biggest differences is that politicians, as well as the general public figures, is not enough "thick-skinned." From the perspective of ordinary people, I certainly hope that is very thick-skinned politicians. There is not a joke to listen to the benefits of say, the key is, in a pointed nose and scolded the president will not be in prison society, ordinary people will have a greater sense of security, but security is a basic human need one. I read these two days of "big Ming Dynasty Chronicle", which have the details, saying that Ms. Xu Dadi Zhang with the emperor's wife, Ma Shunzui said one sentence: "are all over the poor, and my family can now not as good as your home" . These words were the emperor heard, agitated, sent to Chang to kill. This is something I think the emperor that person is clearly not enough thick-skinned. Has been so little to sour look, put people to cut down. He wanted a little thick-skinned, would mean a head - in fact, and so on will be a lot less head - floor. So, as an ordinary person, if I choose to live in the Ming Dynasty and today, I rushed into the latter a sudden big stride forward, and stubbornly refused to let go always has frames.
"In order to solve the problem of illegal immigrants, Congress has just approved the adoption of a bill, which proposed that the 2,000-mile US-Mexican border to build a 700-mile-long wall. You see, this is so that the consequences of President Bush's do the math ... ... Since the Bush's eight-nation summit meeting, said swearing in this matter was exposed after buffeting, many people think that being offended, to be honest, do you think
To be offended, it? But I think George W. Bush to eat butter pretzel-eating phase really offended people do ... ... "
This is a normal night, 11:30, the United States NBC called "Late Late Show" television program, a long chin man, again in Bush's mockery began his talk show once a day.
This is almost always full every night, a few "Bush jokes," the show host, called Jay Leno. Of course, he is not the only one talking, "Bush jokes," the TV host, a few other best-known talk show host, for example, DaivdLetterman, Connon O'Brien, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, Bill Maher, every day is also non-stop ridicule Bush. In the United States, "talk show" boundary mixed, disregard Bush jokes, just to run for Miss World but refused to wear a swimsuit, as impossible to win hearts and minds.
If I were the President of the United States, it may not dare to turn on the TV. So many large and small programs, all day long kidding themselves. Casually open a station, cursing his own. For a station, but also criticize their own. Find another station, or criticize their own.
Not only can not watch television, magazines, newspapers did not dare at random. Today's press conference made a grammatical error, three years after the newspaper cartoons was still saying this. Tomorrow's opinion polls had fallen by two percentage points, and the day after tomorrow to gloat over the entire media in Xiaqi Hong.
Just do not watch television newspapers, people may laugh at you went to your house. In April of this year's White House press conference, the talk-show host Stephen Colbert as one of the representatives to speak, just pointed the nose makes a mockery of Bush's nearly half an hour. He said, "is said to minimize the least government is the control of government, according to this argument, we are the United States has helped Iraq
Lack establish the best government. "He added," Mr. President, now that your newspaper's support rate was 32%, do not reason with those old people who said that half-empty bottle, in fact, where the bottle is half empty, one-third The two are empty. "
How can Bush do? Can not send him to grasp them, can not say that others "too simple, sometimes naive," and only sat in the audience to follow other people giggle, was broken tooth had to feelings inside.
With regard to Bush's jokes, can be divided into several categories, one category is laughed at his intelligence and cultural standards. For example, DavidLetterman joke, "the White House today, good news came that President Bush has passed the annual physical examination. No
Been present, the brain, inspection, no news. "One is criticizing his foreign policy, especially Iraq policy. For example, or a David Letterman joke," earlier this week, Bush quietly sneaked into Iraq to visit, but I say , or else we are quietly hidden how out of Iraq like? "There are a category is accused his domestic policies, such as calling him the face of Katrina
Hurricane, the reaction is too slow. Conan O'Brien's joke, "Today is the first anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, but also President George W. Bush found that the half-anniversary of the hurricane." Even a class of jokes, ridicule his private life completely, "Laura ? George W. Bush this weekend together, held a meeting with Clinton. Bush said that he was no opinion, then we wait and see, etc.
Her anti-wear skirts, flustered to come back to see if Bush will not feel that way. "
Faced with this overwhelming Kaishuan, if we say what could be encouraging that President Bush is that he is not the only ridicule politicians. Clinton, Gore, Cheney, Kerry ... ... also from time to time by various media Eurya out of boiling oil deep-fried. George W. Bush is gas, however, they can look at others, especially how a dig at his rival, but also be out of a Wu Qi.
Should be according to our Chinese people's way of thinking, a great and proud country heads all day long by a gang of actors brought Kaishuan when Sister Furong, even the wife and kids were let go, Whatever next? This world is not hell broke loose. In fact, those who said this he turned to see the United States, actors have all day to take politicians Kaishuan, days did not fall down, do not fall into the trap to go, George W. Bush from 2000 to 2004 was laugh
If the four years to a time when the presidential election, or still up to the election. Released into monsters and freaks, in fact, is not so terrible thing. Marketplace of ideas, there is a wide variety of extreme voices, but as long as no state machinery of repression, or incitement, the views of ordinary people will always be some swing through and return to moderation. On the contrary, the monsters and freaks the box tightly shut to prevent
Breathable, like a constant temperature of public opinion but did not like the outlet of the pressure cooker, slowly gather more dangerous pressure.
On the other hand, the "actors are" on the politicians had done against ridicule of sensationalism is not necessarily tell the truth, there are commercial grandstanding needs. Who is not a joke jokes politicians, the people would love to read this. You have more power than others, big, earn more than others, wherever there are people Qianhuhouyong, there are countless small intern with you gallant, without compromising who you are hurt.
Later, I gradually figured out a reason, an open society and not an open society, one of the biggest differences is that politicians, as well as the general public figures, is not enough "thick-skinned." From the perspective of ordinary people, I certainly hope that is very thick-skinned politicians. There is not a joke to listen to the benefits of say, the key is, in a pointed nose and scolded the president will not be in prison society, ordinary people will have a greater sense of security, but security is a basic human need one. I read these two days of "big Ming Dynasty Chronicle", which have the details, saying that Ms. Xu Dadi Zhang with the emperor's wife, Ma Shunzui said one sentence: "are all over the poor, and my family can now not as good as your home" . These words were the emperor heard, agitated, sent to Chang to kill. This is something I think the emperor that person is clearly not enough thick-skinned. Has been so little to sour look, put people to cut down. He wanted a little thick-skinned, would mean a head - in fact, and so on will be a lot less head - floor. So, as an ordinary person, if I choose to live in the Ming Dynasty and today, I rushed into the latter a sudden big stride forward, and stubbornly refused to let go always has frames.
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